Have been very very busy. Not that i'm making any excuses.. because as Mr Forest knows.. excuses are very very wrong =P Even wronger than being too busy to update the few very lovely people who bother to read my blog. Hence, it is entirely my fault, and i shall learn that being busy is a bad idea, and in future i should sit around all day and do nothing, in order that i should be able to update you. Not that there would be much to update on, if in fact that was what i did. An example entry could read ' Today i sat on the sofa. I then lay on the sofa for a couple of hours. I picked small pieces of lint off the sofa, which was a very consuming task, and then i went to bed. All in all quite a productive day =P'
But yes. Many apologies are extended to those who DO have the time to read my blog, as well as update your own.. but mostly.. what on earth are you up to?! Get out here and help me!
Uhuh.
The past 2 weeks have been rather busy, as i must have said at least 3 times already.. i cant be bothered to count them. Perhaps if you have the time you could =P
2 fashion shows, 2 concerts, and rather more than 2 pieces of homework unfortunately.
Fashion shows went well. Had so many sleepless nights over all of the possible mishaps that could occur.. I was completely paranoid someone was going to fall down the steps and break their neck.. but luckily nothing more devastating than an off putting fallen off beret occurred =P Keiran and i decided that we learnt more about stress putting on those fashion shows than we ever did in silly Study Skills. Honestly... a quiz to find out how stressed out you are?!.. any sensible person could work out what finding out that you were at high risk of strokes due to your dangerous levels of stress is likely to do to your stress levels!
Ooh.. Highlight of today.. Billy's surprise. Honestly i was expecting a still warm dog dirt lovingly posted through my letter box... but what i got was even betterer than that.. if its possible =) No guy's ever sent me flowers before.. vair cute =) 'He's a keeper' according to my parents =P I'm guessing that's a compliment. If so should 'he's a striker' be an insult?!
Quote of the day.. in shortened form
'Han on choosing AS English ' you'd have to be poor, desperate, stupid..' Keiran 'I thought you took English Hannah'
I do have lots more to write.. I'm sure of it. However right now i am going to bed.
Because i'm cool =)
xxx
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
Today.
Today.
Not Yesterday.
Today.
It was quite interesting today. And im not even being sarcastic! For once!
But yes.
It started with period one choir rehearsal. I honestly have a rather horrible throat infection thingie and i can barely sing.. which is all rather in keeping with the whole alto 'we just stand there and look impressive, but we dont actually sing' mentality. I do love my choir section XD
Period 2. Speech day prize giving rehearsal. Absolute waste of time... i just hope i dont fall over on the stairs. Touching wood. A whole desk full!
Period 3. Remembrance Service thing in the hallway.. Was very impressed to be the chosen one from our year.. Wonder how i got that dubious honour? But yeh.. it was a nice service, and mr munns read a nice poem, and we got cake =) It was quite good really!
Actually managed to do my correct lessons for Periods 4 and 5
and then it was the excitement of the junior school fashion show rehearsals.
They were so cute.. except when they were dissing our hats.. seriously! they've barely stopped wetting the bed at night and now they think themselves expects on all things millinery.. i almost trod on their heads.
Except that would have been child abuse. And i could have got the company sued. If not i would have XD
Oh..
but then came the most.. interesting.. part of the day.
I was just putting away the massive screens we borrowed for the models to stand behind before coming out onto the catwalk with Keiran. I said 'Keiran.. wheres the light switch', as i entered the darkened area to the left of the stage. 'On the right' replied Keiran. Hence following my good friend Mr Keirans advice i used my bicep and tricep muscles, amongst others, to extend my arm and bash my hand in a vaguely right direction to try to turn them on. Initially when my hand connected with the rubber i thought..'oh this is an odd light switch.. must be one of those rubber covered special ones we have at home for outside'. Then the bell started ringing. And it went on, and on.. and on.. and didn't stop. And my initial thought when i realised this was ' Oh ( insert every possible rude word in every language) '
I've never ran as fast as i did to get to Reception to find Mr A and Mr H and tell them to cancel the fire brigade (they honestly had to because of the instant call out thing we have!)
Apologies to any inconvenience caused to those involved.
Please dont laugh at me =P
Hannah thinks they should put up a special plaque, a sort of 'sinners' list for every dumb ass reject who's set the fire bells off. She's so lovely.
I dont think Mr A or H is going to forgive me in a long time =P
Only me.
xxx
Not Yesterday.
Today.
It was quite interesting today. And im not even being sarcastic! For once!
But yes.
It started with period one choir rehearsal. I honestly have a rather horrible throat infection thingie and i can barely sing.. which is all rather in keeping with the whole alto 'we just stand there and look impressive, but we dont actually sing' mentality. I do love my choir section XD
Period 2. Speech day prize giving rehearsal. Absolute waste of time... i just hope i dont fall over on the stairs. Touching wood. A whole desk full!
Period 3. Remembrance Service thing in the hallway.. Was very impressed to be the chosen one from our year.. Wonder how i got that dubious honour? But yeh.. it was a nice service, and mr munns read a nice poem, and we got cake =) It was quite good really!
Actually managed to do my correct lessons for Periods 4 and 5
and then it was the excitement of the junior school fashion show rehearsals.
They were so cute.. except when they were dissing our hats.. seriously! they've barely stopped wetting the bed at night and now they think themselves expects on all things millinery.. i almost trod on their heads.
Except that would have been child abuse. And i could have got the company sued. If not i would have XD
Oh..
but then came the most.. interesting.. part of the day.
I was just putting away the massive screens we borrowed for the models to stand behind before coming out onto the catwalk with Keiran. I said 'Keiran.. wheres the light switch', as i entered the darkened area to the left of the stage. 'On the right' replied Keiran. Hence following my good friend Mr Keirans advice i used my bicep and tricep muscles, amongst others, to extend my arm and bash my hand in a vaguely right direction to try to turn them on. Initially when my hand connected with the rubber i thought..'oh this is an odd light switch.. must be one of those rubber covered special ones we have at home for outside'. Then the bell started ringing. And it went on, and on.. and on.. and didn't stop. And my initial thought when i realised this was ' Oh ( insert every possible rude word in every language) '
I've never ran as fast as i did to get to Reception to find Mr A and Mr H and tell them to cancel the fire brigade (they honestly had to because of the instant call out thing we have!)
Apologies to any inconvenience caused to those involved.
Please dont laugh at me =P
Hannah thinks they should put up a special plaque, a sort of 'sinners' list for every dumb ass reject who's set the fire bells off. She's so lovely.
I dont think Mr A or H is going to forgive me in a long time =P
Only me.
xxx
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Edward is a naughty skiving whatsit
Ok.. alright, i did tell edward i was going to take back my nice blog post about him, as he is a blatent skiver and left me all on my lonesome on Wednesday so that he could wait for his Xbox to arrive.. but frankly that would just be boring. Almost as boring as my Wednesday was, thanks to him. All i could say for about 10 minutes after he told me he'd 'just happened' to feel ill on the day when his beloved xbox returned home from its trip to Germany was ' I cant believe you did that to me!'
Seriously. He is off my xmas present list, and cards too. Not that i send either.. but its the thought that counts!
Yes.
What can i tell you about today?
It was a Thursday, of that much im sure.
That was about all i could remember at around 10.03 this morning when i was sitting in the Russel hall doing maths challenge. Honestly.. I forgot that 1948 was 60 years ago not 50.. and i forgot that pythagoras doesnt work on any triangle you fancy. Overall, i think my maths challenge performance could be described as obismal, and i may refuse to aknowledge that it was infact me who took the challenge when the results get posted tommorow. One can only hope that Mr Howes is nice enough to tell me my appalling result in person rather than posting it up outside the maths room. Yet even i know the chance of this is approximately 1 in 4528176.. or so =P
Yes. What else.. oh i took the poppies round with Hannah.. you know the ones for Rememberence Sunday? Seriously.. people would have denied even knowing they existed if they could have.. I've never known people be so tight when giving to charity! Managed to restrict access to pins only to those i thought i could trust not to cause damage with them. Ie. Less than half, seeing as the first thought that seems to come into a guys head when both him and a friend are given a pin each for their poppies is 'Cor.. we can use these as mini swords.. AWESOME!' =P
Correct me if you think thats not a good idea guys XD
Well i'm going to Pilates now.
I may have to write more when i get home. Atleast I find my writing compelling =P
Have fun!
Oh and..
18 =P
xxx
Seriously. He is off my xmas present list, and cards too. Not that i send either.. but its the thought that counts!
Yes.
What can i tell you about today?
It was a Thursday, of that much im sure.
That was about all i could remember at around 10.03 this morning when i was sitting in the Russel hall doing maths challenge. Honestly.. I forgot that 1948 was 60 years ago not 50.. and i forgot that pythagoras doesnt work on any triangle you fancy. Overall, i think my maths challenge performance could be described as obismal, and i may refuse to aknowledge that it was infact me who took the challenge when the results get posted tommorow. One can only hope that Mr Howes is nice enough to tell me my appalling result in person rather than posting it up outside the maths room. Yet even i know the chance of this is approximately 1 in 4528176.. or so =P
Yes. What else.. oh i took the poppies round with Hannah.. you know the ones for Rememberence Sunday? Seriously.. people would have denied even knowing they existed if they could have.. I've never known people be so tight when giving to charity! Managed to restrict access to pins only to those i thought i could trust not to cause damage with them. Ie. Less than half, seeing as the first thought that seems to come into a guys head when both him and a friend are given a pin each for their poppies is 'Cor.. we can use these as mini swords.. AWESOME!' =P
Correct me if you think thats not a good idea guys XD
Well i'm going to Pilates now.
I may have to write more when i get home. Atleast I find my writing compelling =P
Have fun!
Oh and..
18 =P
xxx
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
Mr Edward.
Ok. So this is my entry in order to appease Mr Edward, as he has been mortally offended by my rudeness about him, and to prove that i am eternally sorry. Also he bet me i couldnt =P
Ok. So this is Edward.. what have we done.. ( i shall refrain from misquoting any more john lennon songs in future blogs, i promise). Edward is of the male variety, or so he expects me to believe. He owns many rather cool geek tshirts, a fact i am rather jealous of, though i still dont understand the one with the luminous hearts on =P He also has some rather nice glasses, which are most enjoyable to steal, though to be able to see through them you have to go cross eyed.. which is apparently very amusing for all involved. Mr Edward is the master of quote of the day, and in fact holds the record (much as Meg holds my wecord) for the largest number of consecutive quotes of the day. He is the pioneer of such excellent chat-up lines as 'step into my closet and i'll show you my narnia', 'you must be tired, because you've been running round my head all night... screaming' and 'does this smell like chloroform to you?' , coming to a social event near you soon! Edward's long list of achievements also includes the hit single, 'My name is Edward'.. which was most popular in Wisbech, due to its lack of words to remember, always useful when you lack enough brain cells to realise a crisp packet is not going to work as a form of contraception.. 9 months too late =P Edward is a firm believer (ooh er) in the age old tradition of Innuendo Monday, which in both his and my opinion 'make mondays the best day of the week'. He is also a keen member of a top secret cult which meets on a Wednesday lunchtime in the drama room, members are invited, but the group takes no responsibility for loss of limbs whilst partaking in initiation tasks.
All in all Mr Edward is a rather dashing chap, with a rip roaring sense of humour, and a total lack of morals which makes him most entertaining, though of course he's not as good at maths as either Rosie or Jimmy =P Available for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs.
xxx
Ok. So this is Edward.. what have we done.. ( i shall refrain from misquoting any more john lennon songs in future blogs, i promise). Edward is of the male variety, or so he expects me to believe. He owns many rather cool geek tshirts, a fact i am rather jealous of, though i still dont understand the one with the luminous hearts on =P He also has some rather nice glasses, which are most enjoyable to steal, though to be able to see through them you have to go cross eyed.. which is apparently very amusing for all involved. Mr Edward is the master of quote of the day, and in fact holds the record (much as Meg holds my wecord) for the largest number of consecutive quotes of the day. He is the pioneer of such excellent chat-up lines as 'step into my closet and i'll show you my narnia', 'you must be tired, because you've been running round my head all night... screaming' and 'does this smell like chloroform to you?' , coming to a social event near you soon! Edward's long list of achievements also includes the hit single, 'My name is Edward'.. which was most popular in Wisbech, due to its lack of words to remember, always useful when you lack enough brain cells to realise a crisp packet is not going to work as a form of contraception.. 9 months too late =P Edward is a firm believer (ooh er) in the age old tradition of Innuendo Monday, which in both his and my opinion 'make mondays the best day of the week'. He is also a keen member of a top secret cult which meets on a Wednesday lunchtime in the drama room, members are invited, but the group takes no responsibility for loss of limbs whilst partaking in initiation tasks.
All in all Mr Edward is a rather dashing chap, with a rip roaring sense of humour, and a total lack of morals which makes him most entertaining, though of course he's not as good at maths as either Rosie or Jimmy =P Available for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs.
xxx
Oooh
I remembered what i did for lent last year!
I gave up straightening.. Thats right.. the messy look i used to sport most days was actually my hair once straightened! Now i just cant be bothered with the whole caboodle.. I look like an utter reject whether i straighten or not.. so i might as well just get 5 minutes more well needed beauty sleep. Besides.. my straighteners literally blew up..they were like 'POOF!'.. and loads of smoke came out.. and i was like 'AHH!' =P
Oh.. that wasnt meant to be as homophobic as it sounded =P.. I regularly admit to wanting edward... and have regularly entered his closet.. and he's one of the campest people i know.. i mean, choir, come on!
Yip. Today. Yoga. Always rather amusing.. I fell over several times as usual.. i honestly dont know how people balance in those lunge positions.. my centre of gravity must be really high or something =P Alice's snoring kept me awake though XD
Aha tea nowww
Pasta.. YAY!
xx
I gave up straightening.. Thats right.. the messy look i used to sport most days was actually my hair once straightened! Now i just cant be bothered with the whole caboodle.. I look like an utter reject whether i straighten or not.. so i might as well just get 5 minutes more well needed beauty sleep. Besides.. my straighteners literally blew up..they were like 'POOF!'.. and loads of smoke came out.. and i was like 'AHH!' =P
Oh.. that wasnt meant to be as homophobic as it sounded =P.. I regularly admit to wanting edward... and have regularly entered his closet.. and he's one of the campest people i know.. i mean, choir, come on!
Yip. Today. Yoga. Always rather amusing.. I fell over several times as usual.. i honestly dont know how people balance in those lunge positions.. my centre of gravity must be really high or something =P Alice's snoring kept me awake though XD
Aha tea nowww
Pasta.. YAY!
xx
Monday, 3 November 2008
Monday the 3rd of November
Electrons have mass!? I didn't even know they were christian!
According to Josh this is a classic joke.. i think its silly. I didn't get it at first.. =P
But yes. Onto the bigger and better topic that is Life, or more importantly my lack of it.
I jokes. Its not that bad.. really. Really really!
Yes. I had something important to write about today. Unfortunately i appear to have forgotten it.
Oh yes.. Lent.
I love lent. Its amazing discipline to try to quit doing something that you know is bad for you, or enjoy far too much than is normal (think HSM megg!), and for someone with absolutely appalling self discipline such as myself (think not being able to persuade myself to revise for GCSE's), then i think its a mighty fine idea. Attempted chocolate and crisps a couple of years ago. Was quite successful apart from a few completely accidental brushes with chocolate (they honestly were!.. that cake walked right into my mouth =P) But yes.. i don't know why i was thinking about Lent, but i was, and me and Hannah have come up with several ideas for my potential giving up. Rather rudely when i suggested not brushing my hair they said 'whats new there then?'.. but at least my mother doesn't cut my hair! (oooh burn XD) I always fancied dreadlocks.. definite gap year activity =P Other potential ideas include giving up vegetarianism (even when Han said she'd become veggie for lent.. i just.. couldn't!).. giving up TV (i barely watch any), giving up whinging (honestly.. when could that ever work?! I'd have nothing to say at all!), giving up my phone (but then I'd probably get kidnapped/ lost) and giving up my computer (but then i'd probably lose whats left of my sanity).
I think i may opt for Internet. At least for anything apart from school use (how difficult would it be to not click on my emails when i logged on?!) Would be a real challenge.. always character building.. and I'd have so much free time I'd never ever ever get stressed (or I'd resort to jigsaw puzzles for amusement...worrying thought =P.) Plus i always fancied the Fermoy Unit =P
How bad do you think Internet withdrawal symptoms can get? I imagine endless finger fidgeting.. eye twitching from side to side.. and cravings for that annoying 'Dum Dum' you get when someone sends you a message on msn. Ok.. so i may never crave that noise..but i think it could be pretty interesting =)
Uhuh.. but don't worry.. lent isn't for ages yet.. so you'll have the pleasure of my company for the foreseeable future.. Aren't you the lucky ones?!
xxx
According to Josh this is a classic joke.. i think its silly. I didn't get it at first.. =P
But yes. Onto the bigger and better topic that is Life, or more importantly my lack of it.
I jokes. Its not that bad.. really. Really really!
Yes. I had something important to write about today. Unfortunately i appear to have forgotten it.
Oh yes.. Lent.
I love lent. Its amazing discipline to try to quit doing something that you know is bad for you, or enjoy far too much than is normal (think HSM megg!), and for someone with absolutely appalling self discipline such as myself (think not being able to persuade myself to revise for GCSE's), then i think its a mighty fine idea. Attempted chocolate and crisps a couple of years ago. Was quite successful apart from a few completely accidental brushes with chocolate (they honestly were!.. that cake walked right into my mouth =P) But yes.. i don't know why i was thinking about Lent, but i was, and me and Hannah have come up with several ideas for my potential giving up. Rather rudely when i suggested not brushing my hair they said 'whats new there then?'.. but at least my mother doesn't cut my hair! (oooh burn XD) I always fancied dreadlocks.. definite gap year activity =P Other potential ideas include giving up vegetarianism (even when Han said she'd become veggie for lent.. i just.. couldn't!).. giving up TV (i barely watch any), giving up whinging (honestly.. when could that ever work?! I'd have nothing to say at all!), giving up my phone (but then I'd probably get kidnapped/ lost) and giving up my computer (but then i'd probably lose whats left of my sanity).
I think i may opt for Internet. At least for anything apart from school use (how difficult would it be to not click on my emails when i logged on?!) Would be a real challenge.. always character building.. and I'd have so much free time I'd never ever ever get stressed (or I'd resort to jigsaw puzzles for amusement...worrying thought =P.) Plus i always fancied the Fermoy Unit =P
How bad do you think Internet withdrawal symptoms can get? I imagine endless finger fidgeting.. eye twitching from side to side.. and cravings for that annoying 'Dum Dum' you get when someone sends you a message on msn. Ok.. so i may never crave that noise..but i think it could be pretty interesting =)
Uhuh.. but don't worry.. lent isn't for ages yet.. so you'll have the pleasure of my company for the foreseeable future.. Aren't you the lucky ones?!
xxx
Sunday, 2 November 2008
Evening all
Dum da da dum da da da dum da da dum da da da. DA DAA
And with that sweet chorus of the bond theme tune the muttfaced one has returned =P
But seriously, dont hum that at me. Because i'm likely to get very annoyed. And although me being annoyed may seem hilariously amusing at the time (large numbers of people seem to think this is the case) it will only lend a helping hand in my enevitable journey down the slope towards insanity.
Uhuh =) But despite my lack of enthusiasm for the Bond theme tune i thought it was a rather good film. Plenty of head spinningly fast action, lots of lovely shiney cars getting destroyed and a large amount of popcorn made it a most enjoyable spectacle =P
Yip.
And now i am doing blinking geoggers again. I shall complain to Nunners tommorow about the shear scale of homework he sets us. Tis most prepostorous =P
Dreams
To make a difference. Simple to say, hard to do. I dont know... i want to do something amazing in my gap year.. then go to Cambridge or London School of Economicss.. should be a rave =)
I had a very odd dream last night =P
Billy will certify my insanity =)
xx
And with that sweet chorus of the bond theme tune the muttfaced one has returned =P
But seriously, dont hum that at me. Because i'm likely to get very annoyed. And although me being annoyed may seem hilariously amusing at the time (large numbers of people seem to think this is the case) it will only lend a helping hand in my enevitable journey down the slope towards insanity.
Uhuh =) But despite my lack of enthusiasm for the Bond theme tune i thought it was a rather good film. Plenty of head spinningly fast action, lots of lovely shiney cars getting destroyed and a large amount of popcorn made it a most enjoyable spectacle =P
Yip.
And now i am doing blinking geoggers again. I shall complain to Nunners tommorow about the shear scale of homework he sets us. Tis most prepostorous =P
Dreams
To make a difference. Simple to say, hard to do. I dont know... i want to do something amazing in my gap year.. then go to Cambridge or London School of Economicss.. should be a rave =)
I had a very odd dream last night =P
Billy will certify my insanity =)
xx
Saturday, 1 November 2008
Hey hey
Ok.. i failed to write my blog for a while. Im sorry =) I just thought you deserved a bit of a half term break.. if only for a few days =P
So yes. I shall update you =)
Monday.. hat making.. i think i already wrote about that
Tuesday.. i cant actually remember. Either my mother put something odd in my cereal that morning or it was an insanely boring day. I cant decide which of the possible options i'd prefer more.
Wednesday.. went shopping in Colchester with my sister. Bought way too many things i didnt need. But i do have a rather fetching kilt =P Managed to not get lost and find our way back to grannies in Frinton on the train, absolute miracle.. though we did have to stop and find directions at the police station.. cos we're cool =) But yeh.. we had much fun, and were very impressed with our navagating skills... must have walked about 4 miles trying to find the blinking train station though! Didnt sleep much on Wednesday night though because i had to share a bed with my sister ( we did have separate duvets luckily). I almost screamed in the night when i turned over and her face was literally an inch away from mine.. Twas most traumatising indeed.
Thursday.. was at grannies. Went for 2 lovely walks along the beach. You'd think once you'd done a circular route in one direction it would be the same in the other.. but apparantly not =P It was blinking freezing! My fingers were honestly blue with cold. And thats not normal, even for Norfolk =P
Ho hum =)
Oh Friday!.
In the morning i attempted some of the excessive geography homework i've been set by that cruel cruel mr nunnerly. The special version of 'she's so lovely' for him has officially been cancelled. He's on my list =P
Yep.. and then Mr Brown came round in the afternoon.. and we went to the fireworks =)
Twas rather funny.. they were really pathetic but they lasted for ages.. we all pretended to fall asleep. Because we're mature =)
Uhuh.
And now i am being a naughty girl and not doing my work as i really should be =P
Silly Rosie.
Sorry for being boring.
I shall try harder next time
xxx
So yes. I shall update you =)
Monday.. hat making.. i think i already wrote about that
Tuesday.. i cant actually remember. Either my mother put something odd in my cereal that morning or it was an insanely boring day. I cant decide which of the possible options i'd prefer more.
Wednesday.. went shopping in Colchester with my sister. Bought way too many things i didnt need. But i do have a rather fetching kilt =P Managed to not get lost and find our way back to grannies in Frinton on the train, absolute miracle.. though we did have to stop and find directions at the police station.. cos we're cool =) But yeh.. we had much fun, and were very impressed with our navagating skills... must have walked about 4 miles trying to find the blinking train station though! Didnt sleep much on Wednesday night though because i had to share a bed with my sister ( we did have separate duvets luckily). I almost screamed in the night when i turned over and her face was literally an inch away from mine.. Twas most traumatising indeed.
Thursday.. was at grannies. Went for 2 lovely walks along the beach. You'd think once you'd done a circular route in one direction it would be the same in the other.. but apparantly not =P It was blinking freezing! My fingers were honestly blue with cold. And thats not normal, even for Norfolk =P
Ho hum =)
Oh Friday!.
In the morning i attempted some of the excessive geography homework i've been set by that cruel cruel mr nunnerly. The special version of 'she's so lovely' for him has officially been cancelled. He's on my list =P
Yep.. and then Mr Brown came round in the afternoon.. and we went to the fireworks =)
Twas rather funny.. they were really pathetic but they lasted for ages.. we all pretended to fall asleep. Because we're mature =)
Uhuh.
And now i am being a naughty girl and not doing my work as i really should be =P
Silly Rosie.
Sorry for being boring.
I shall try harder next time
xxx
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