Mr Edward.

Ok. So this is my entry in order to appease Mr Edward, as he has been mortally offended by my rudeness about him, and to prove that i am eternally sorry. Also he bet me i couldnt =P

Ok. So this is Edward.. what have we done.. ( i shall refrain from misquoting any more john lennon songs in future blogs, i promise). Edward is of the male variety, or so he expects me to believe. He owns many rather cool geek tshirts, a fact i am rather jealous of, though i still dont understand the one with the luminous hearts on =P He also has some rather nice glasses, which are most enjoyable to steal, though to be able to see through them you have to go cross eyed.. which is apparently very amusing for all involved. Mr Edward is the master of quote of the day, and in fact holds the record (much as Meg holds my wecord) for the largest number of consecutive quotes of the day. He is the pioneer of such excellent chat-up lines as 'step into my closet and i'll show you my narnia', 'you must be tired, because you've been running round my head all night... screaming' and 'does this smell like chloroform to you?' , coming to a social event near you soon! Edward's long list of achievements also includes the hit single, 'My name is Edward'.. which was most popular in Wisbech, due to its lack of words to remember, always useful when you lack enough brain cells to realise a crisp packet is not going to work as a form of contraception.. 9 months too late =P Edward is a firm believer (ooh er) in the age old tradition of Innuendo Monday, which in both his and my opinion 'make mondays the best day of the week'. He is also a keen member of a top secret cult which meets on a Wednesday lunchtime in the drama room, members are invited, but the group takes no responsibility for loss of limbs whilst partaking in initiation tasks.
All in all Mr Edward is a rather dashing chap, with a rip roaring sense of humour, and a total lack of morals which makes him most entertaining, though of course he's not as good at maths as either Rosie or Jimmy =P Available for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs.




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